Sunset Thomas
aka Diane aka Mom: 18 year, Hall of Fame enshrined, Adult Industry Icon. XXX Film Star/Stripper/Legal Brothel Worker. Also star of HBO’s hit series Cathouse/Author/Contributing writer to Esquire Magazine and Dog House Boxing—a sometime Las Vegas Show Girl. More fertile than maternal, Sunset is the family breadwinner. She can’t cook, doesn’t clean, but her work ethic keeps the family finances functioning.

  Kent
aka Dad. Sunset’s publicist and marketing director. Hands on family/father figure. Kent cooks and helps the kids with school issues. Less the diplomat, more the disciplinarian at home—savvy and shark like in Sunset’s business matters. Kent has extensive background as an adult industry insider. Years of living and working in New York City have given him something of a pit-bull patina.

  Betty
aka Big Sister. 19 year-old Betty was born in New York and it shows. Despite her petite build, she can carry a two-ton chip on her shoulder! Betty is very protective of her brother and essentially non-pulsed about her parents. She’s enrolled at UNLV and works when she’s not in school. Her very independent nature is sometimes stymied by the fact that she still lives at home.

  Zach
aka Little Brother. 17 year-old Zach is an openly gay teenage boy. Despite his flamboyant exterior, he’s something of a quiet, almost shy type—often looking to his big sister for advice (he’ll go to her before coming to mom and dad). This hookah smoking hipster struggles in school but is kind and caring and can out cook Betty!